Before we show you the list of naughty pick-up lines please be warned. Naughty pickup lines can often come across as inappropriate or contrived.
Instead of using naughty pickup lines, try starting a conversation with the person you’re interested in by asking them about their interests or making small talk about your surroundings. Show genuine interest in getting to know them, and be respectful and considerate of their feelings.
Naughty pick-up lines are best saved for someone you’re already intimate with, such as a long-term partner or someone you’re in a flirty situationship with. So, if you’re confident that your significant other would enjoy some seriously dirty jokes, here is the list of naughty and inappropriate pick-up lines.
Let’s start with a story showing naughty pick up lines in use.
John and Mary had been seeing each other for a few months, and they had started to develop strong feelings for each other. They had been out on a few dates, and they were both starting to realize that this was something more than just casual dating.
One evening, John invited Mary over to his place for a romantic evening. He had cooked a nice dinner and prepared a cozy atmosphere. After dinner, they were sitting on the couch together, talking about life and their feelings for each other.
John looked at Mary and said, “I love your outfit. I would love it even more crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.” Mary blushed, understanding the implications of what he was saying. She said, “I think I’m ready for that.”
John took her hand and led her to his bedroom. They undressed each other and got into bed. For the first time, they made love. They stayed in bed until morning, talking and cuddling.
Top 10 examples of naughty pick up lines
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
- Can you do telekinesis Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
- Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert
- I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
- Are you a sea lion Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.
- Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- Are you a baker ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
- I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
Another 10 examples of naughty pick up lines
- Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.
- Give me your car keys so that I can make your heart race.
- You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you Me!
- “I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”
- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
- Can I borrow your lips
- They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them
- Are you craving pizza Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.
- Is your name winter/spring/summer/autumn Because you’ll be coming soon.
And yet another 10 examples of naughty pick up lines
- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow
- Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional
- Is there a spark between us Because you’re definitely lighting a fire in me.
- I’m new in town, can I have directions to your house
- You know what you’d look beautiful in My arms.
- Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
- Do you require a cooking partner Because I am a culinary genius.
- Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
- Are you a rugby player ‘Cause I’d like a touchdown there.
- Are you a supermarket sample ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again.
