Please be warned. Pickup lines can often come across as inappropriate or contrived.
Instead of using horny pickup lines, try starting a conversation with the person you’re interested in by asking them about their interests or making small talk about your surroundings. It’s important to respect people’s boundaries and to be mindful of their feelings.
Horny pick-up lines are best saved for someone you’re already intimate with, such as a long-term partner or someone you’re in a flirty situation with. So if you’re confident that your significant other would enjoy some seriously naughty jokes, here are examples of horny pick-up lines you shouldn’t use.
Let’s start with a story showing horny pick up lines in use.
Jenny and Dan had been dating for some time. They both enjoyed each other’s company, but hadn’t yet taken the next step yet.
One evening, as they were having dinner at Dan’s place, he brought up the topic of water conservation. “Do you agree that everyone should conserve water” he asked.
“I do,” Jenny replied. “It’s something I care about a lot, so I’m glad you’re bringing it up.”
Dan grinned. “I’ve been thinking… wanna shower together and save even more water”
Jenny smiled. “That sounds like a great idea.”
They hopped into the shower and started… saving water.
Top 10 examples of horny pick up lines
- Know what’s on the menu today Me ‘n u.
- Did you just come out of the oven Because you’re hot.
- Are you my appendix Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- I’m new in town, can I have directions to your house
- Are your parents bakers Because you’re a cutie pie.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside
- You know what you’d look beautiful in My arms.
- Did you just come out of an oven Because you’re too hot to handle.
- I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot
Another 10 examples of horny pick up lines
- Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
- I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year.
- Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
- Hey, they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
- You should go somewhere else, or the carpet will catch fire.
- Are you a rugby player ‘Cause I’d like a touchdown there.
- Are you a supermarket sample ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again.
- Are you a firefighter You came in hot and left me drenched.
- Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.
- Let’s turn our potential energy into kinetic energy together.
And yet another 10 examples of horny pick up lines
- I recently purchased kiss-proof lipstick and require a lab partner to put it to the test. Are you up for it
- Would you hold it against me if I told you: you have a hot body
- You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you Me!
- Are you cake Cause I want a piece of that.
- “I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”
- I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment
- I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
- Do you believe in karma Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
