Please, be warned. It’s generally not a good idea to use dirty pickup lines in a social setting like a pub or a club.
Instead of using dirty pickup lines, try starting a conversation with the person you’re interested in by showing genuine interest in getting to know them and being respectful and considerate of their feelings. Keep in mind that everyone has different types of humor, so consider your recipient’s preferences before using these lines.
Dirty pick-up lines are best saved for someone you’re already intimate with. So, if you’re confident that your significant other would enjoy some seriously naughty jokes, here is the list of dirty pick-up lines that definitely cross the line.
Let’s start with a story showing dirty pick up lines in use.
Lauren and John had been together for some time. They both like flirting with each other.
John was always complimenting Lauren on her looks, and she loved it. She felt beautiful and loved whenever he said something nice about her.
This particular evening, John and Lauren had just finished dinner and were snuggling up on the couch. John looked into Lauren’s eyes and said, “You have a great smile, but it would look even better if that’s all you were wearing.”
Lauren blushed and smiled, instantly knowing what John was implying. She stood up and began to slowly unbutton her shirt. John’s eyes were wide with anticipation, and he couldn’t help but smile.
As Lauren removed her clothing, John felt his heart skip a beat. She was even more beautiful than he had imagined.
John and Lauren continued to look into each other’s eyes as they moved closer together. They kissed and caressed each other, and it was clear that John’s comment had done the trick.
John had been right; Lauren’s smile was even more captivating when she was wearing nothing.
Top 10 examples of dirty pick up lines
- I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
- Are you a campfire Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
- We were both born without clothes.
- I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead
- Can you do telekinesis Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
- Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
- Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert
- I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me
- I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
- Don’t ever change. Just get naked.
Another 10 examples of dirty pick up lines
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight
- Know what’s on the menu today Me ‘n u.
- Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
- I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list
- Are you cake Cause I want a piece of that.
- “I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.”
- Is your last name Gillette Because you are the best a man can get.
- Is your name winter Because you’ll be coming soon.
- You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
- I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
And yet another 10 examples of dirty pick up lines
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
- Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
- You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
- Do you believe in karma Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket
- Knock-knock. (Who’s there) When where (When where who) Tonight, my house, you.
- Are you a baker ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
- Did you sit in sugar Because you have a sweet ass.
