Are you ready to take a risk and try out the cheesiest pick-up lines around
Our collection is packed with outrageous, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous lines that are sure to get a reaction – good or bad. Whether you’re looking to break the ice with a new crush or want to add some excitement to your current relationship, our collection has got you covered.
So don’t be shy – give these cheesy pick-up lines a try and see how they work for you. You might just find yourself on the receiving end of a swoon-worthy response (or a good laugh). But be warned – these lines are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a sense of humor)!
Let’s start with a story showing cheesy pick up lines in use.
As Sarah walked into the club, she couldn’t help but notice a guy standing by the bar who kept catching her eye. She couldn’t help but smile back each time their gazes met, and she couldn’t shake the feeling that he was trying to get her attention.
Finally, as the night wore on and the club started to get more crowded, the guy made his way over to Sarah. He leaned in close and said, “You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.”
Sarah blushed, flattered by the compliment. “Thanks,” she said, smiling even wider. “I’m Sarah.”
“I’m Matt,” the guy said, grinning back at her. “I was wondering if you’d like to dance with me”
Sarah hesitated for a moment, but something about Matt’s friendly, confident demeanor put her at ease. She nodded, and the two of them made their way onto the dance floor, where they spent the rest of the night laughing and chatting and enjoying each other’s company.
Top 10 examples of cheesy pick up lines
- Is there a rainbow today I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for.
- Are you a camera Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- I think you’re the missing puzzle piece in my life. Can I have the pleasure of fitting into your world
- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
- Are you a time traveler Because I see you in my future.
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
- Can I follow you where you’re going right now Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- Do you have a BandAid I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Have we met Because you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Another 10 examples of cheesy pick up lines
- I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.
- If you were a song, you’d be the best single on the album.
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
- I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s just as beautiful as you are.
- I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.
- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
- I’ve been told I’m good with numbers, how about you give me yours so I can prove it
- Now that I’ve seen you, life without you is like a broken pencil … pointless.
- You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
- Oh my god, you survived the fall so well! I’m talking about when you fell from heaven.
And yet another 10 examples of cheesy pick up lines
- Do you require a cooking partner Because I am a culinary genius.
- Would you catch me If I fall for you!
- Did you swallow magnets Cause you’re attractive.
- Would you touch my hand so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel
- Are you a cat Because you look purrrfect!
- Are you tired Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
- I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- I’m not good at holding conversations can I hold your hand instead
- If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.