Welcome to the home of the most corny pick up lines in town!
Are you ready to laugh (or cringe) at the most outrageous, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous lines around Look no further! Our collection is packed with the cheesiest, corny pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get a laugh (or at least a groan).
So Get ready to bring some laughter and fun into your love life. But be warned – these corny pick up lines are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a sense of humor)!
Let’s start with a story showing corny pick up lines in use.
As she browsed the shelves of the bookstore, Rachel couldn’t help but feel a little self-conscious. She was a shy, introverted person, and she wasn’t used to being the center of attention. So when a stranger approached her, she couldn’t help but tense up.
“Hi there,” the man said, flashing her a charming smile. “I couldn’t help but notice you from across the store. Can I ask your name”
Rachel hesitated for a moment, then reluctantly told the man her name.
“Rachel,” he repeated, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “That’s a beautiful name. You know, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
Rachel couldn’t help but laugh at the cheesy pickup line, and the man’s grin only grew wider.
“I’m sorry, that was terrible,” he said, laughing along with her. “I’m Peter, by the way.”
Rachel found herself relaxing in the face of Peter’s easygoing nature, and they struck up a conversation about books and literature. As they talked, Rachel found herself drawn to Peter’s wit and intelligence, and before she knew it, they had been chatting for hours.
Top 10 examples of corny pick up lines
â—Ź Is there a spark between us Because you’re definitely lighting a fire in me.
â—Ź I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram
â—Ź Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me
â—Ź What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room
â—Ź The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous.
â—Ź You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
â—Ź I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you’re the most attractive women I’ve ever seen.
â—Ź I’m surprised they haven’t asked you to leave yet. You’re making all the other girls in here look bad.
● Would you mind if I borrowed your phone I need to give God a call, heaven’s obviously missing an angel.
â—Ź If being gorgeous were a crime, you would be behind bars for life.
Another 10 examples of corny pick up lines
● Mind if I tie your shoes I’d hate to see you falling for anyone else.
● Oh my god, I didn’t think wishing on those birthday candles would work, but here you are.
â—Ź You would be the richest person on Earth, if beauty was currency.
● If I were a stop sign, I’d turn red every time you drove by so I could stare at you for a little longer.
● If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
â—Ź What phone number should I use when I text you goodnight later
● If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
● I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be happy to donate my heart to you.
â—Ź Are you from outer space Because you look out of the world!
● Planets must be constantly orbiting around you because you’re as bright as the sun.
And yet another 10 examples of corny pick up lines
â—Ź Care to share your secret of being this sweet
â—Ź I thought I had died and gone to heaven because you are so heavenly!
â—Ź Some people fall off their bicycles, while others fall from trees. But I fell for you.
â—Ź Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world
● Roses are red. Violets are blue. I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you.
● Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
● If happiness starts with “H” why does mine start with “U”
● Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
â—Ź If I followed you home, would you keep me
â—Ź Do you have an inhaler You took my breath away.
